The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 400 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 8.192 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 278 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,976 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 400's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 400 is ranked 179,422^nd in the world and 6,616^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.97 kickbacks per hour.